RUMOURS
The Hanson girls' favorite game seems to be girl talk.
Hanson secretly likes field hockey
Hanson and Spicegirls are secretly the same non-instrument playing persons.
Hanson likes karaoke
The singing through the nose kid, is dating Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Jacob likes the feeling of twinkies between his toes (don't ask)
Cancelled some shows when they lost their Kaboodles!
Were cloned
They dress themselves when they run out of stove top
They shave their legs, but not their face (with some mace in the dark)
Shop at Victoria Secret
Like to Garden (not at night)(and not savage garden)
They're for peace in northern Ireland (or so they say)
They joined Jenny Craig to get some of that weight off the fat little kid
They binge and purge (often)(more often when they forget)
They suffer from ADD, and PMS.
They take birth control pills to regulate their menstrual cycle around tour dates.
They like spandex, on each other
They like to try new stuff with their hair
Make necklaces out of Vaseline lids, and cat feces.
Got all their stuff from the classic cartoon "Jem and the holograms"!
Talked with "EMF" about maybe doing some stuff together
Their VCR at home is setup to tape "muppet babies" every day!
They use a hot curling iron to get their lips that big
One of them might get a part in "Ransom II" because they already used Donnie Wahlburg in the first one
"MMM bop" the song, is not actually stupid, just the people who like it are
They are learning to spell their names (correctly)
They are checking into child labor laws for the fat little Hanson turd!
They are getting lined up for a guest spot on "Ellen"
Them singing about flowers is a suppressed need to admit they are pansies
THIS ONE WAS ON Mtv NEWS They used to be the voices for three guys we used to love, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore! But Dave got pissed and dropped the chipmunks idea, and told them to try Hanson!
They work a part-time job in a adult/sex shop selling (and probably testing) inflatable farm animals
In all the have let their mom "borrow" $800,000.00 to buy "some real-estate" near a new development called "Whitewater Arkansas", and of course a few drinks for herself on the side!
They started to do their own roller-blade stunts in the mmmbop video, then decided that roller-blading wasn't lady-like!
Once got whooped up on by Emanuel Lewis
Zachary is secretly Bob Horner (the Atlanta Braves Great)
Taylor got carded while trying to buy a "Playgirl"
The manager once caught Taylor putting his/her silicones in his/her bra right before a rousing show at the "old folks" home!(contributed by bruceferguson)
Taylor and Isaac got into a cat fight over a blue scrunchie
Their music kills babies and puppies upon contact.
Zac got really pissed and bitch-slapped Isaac after he found Isaac was using HIS makeup.
while watching the movie "Striptease", the Hansons thought to themselves, my, what a good way to please daddy.
Every time their pets see them, they run and put on their masculine costumes, so that the Hansons and them can..."play"
$40 dollars a night, men only.....nuff said!
They have nothing to fear, but fear (live performances) itself
Are working on a Hanson "Atari" game
Zac is filing a lawsuit against "Hostess" saying "Twinkies" are addictive, and they target children
Zac is suing for a lifetime supply of snack cakes!
Taylor is looking to replace Versace as the authority in women's clothing design
Isaac lost his case against the makers of "Encino Man", the judge saying the idea for the movie wasn't stolen from Isaac's life story, but instead made a shocking discovery, and awarded $4,000,000.00 to New York Knicks center Patrick Ewing.
Are thinking about firing their current parents, to replace them with triple tracked, heavily studio covered, fill in players, to match their music
Suffer from uncontrollable flatulance
Make a yearly pilgrimage to Mecca
Are claiming the land of "Alsace Lorraine" as the Hanson mother-land
Thought about calling themselves "Losers Formerly Known as Hanson"
Are working with the performers to follow up the hit "Riverdance" with ""Hansondance"
Are planning on releasing "Hanson: live at the BBC" later this year
Isaac is going to get his driver's licensee in three more short years
They like to eat bacon, a lot of bacon
Isaac can fit a whole copy of "Frida" in his mouth
They think it's safe to shop off the internet, without IBM
Zac is planning on releasing his new non-workout album called "Gut of Flab"
They have adopted a new policy, for every mail you send, an envelope, and a letter are contributed immediately to the local paper recycling charity
Aren't actually brothers, they just met one night at a local brothel and started doing whatever it is they do
Saw themselves in the paper, then realized that they had forgotten to take their escorting service add out of the paper when they quit their night job
Worked for a short time under Marion Barry
Isaac was going to get a big "Hanson" tattoo on his back, but his mommy wouldn't let him (and they won't be around in a year anyway)
One dollar from every CD purchased goes straight toward paying the people who will play the instruments for the next album.
Got mad at the Hanson fans who sign our guestbook, for posting pictures that help support our theory that Taylor is a girl.