PARODIES









Weird


Aren't we weird?
Aren't we strange?
Even though we're just three freaks
Causing people pain
But we're just trying to find
A place in the sun
You hide from us in the shadows
But doesn't everyone?
Isn't it strange how we three
Get a little too weird sometimes (editor's note: REALLY weird ALL the time... )
Isn't it hard listening to us?
Yeah you're on the verge of going crazy
And your heart's in pain
It's all you can hear
But you're screaming so loud!
You feel like you're gonna die
Any minute now
Isn't it strange
How we three get a little too weird sometimes
You're sitting on the side
Waiting for a sign
Hoping that we'll fade away
Reaching for someone who hates us too
Someone who feels the same
When you live in a cookie cutter world
If you're us you just can't win
Cuz we just stand out
And we can't fit in
We're weird


Mmmbop


We won't have any relationships in this life
Only one or two amongst ourselves
You're sitting through all the crap in this song
Then you keep sitting there, but it's so long
And they're going to play us again real fast
So hold on to the radio knob
In month we and the spicegirls will be gone
When we start losing our fans
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care
Mmm bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du
Mmm bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du
Buy our CD, buy our clothes,
You can buy either one of those
Keep buying to see what grows
It's a secret our banker knows
It's a secret our banker knows
(Repeat Chorus)
In an mmm bop we're gone.
In an mmm bop we're not there.
In an mmm bop we're gone.
In an mmm bop we're not there.
Before we get pubic hair.
But you don't care.
(Repeat Chorus)
Can you tell me?
You say you can but you don't know.
Can you tell me who's account is going to grow?
Can you tell me if it's going to be the spice girl hos?
Can you tell me who's account is going to grow?
Can you tell me?
You say you can but you don't know.


Thinking About You


Have you ever stood outside the walls of this asylem?
Well the hell if you have cos I'm in it right now
When I try to run out The guards'll beat me up
I'm forever here and what could I do?
Chorus:
Zac's locked up in a zoo cage
Isaac's behind the bars
They put me inside Broadmoor
Cos I think that I'm a star
Zac's locked up in a zoo cage
Isaac's behind the bars
They put me inside Broadmoor
Cos I think that I'm a star
Suffer from my pathetic voice
Don't know what to do
But I always wished that I had real talent too
They all think I'm psycho
Because I say that I'm cool
They said, "Yeah, sure... when monkeys rule!"
(repeat chorus)
We ain't got no talent
We ain't got no brains
We've gone insane too
Our fans are only boppers
Our fans are only queers
We've gone insane too
Zac'll be in the zoo all the time
Isaac'll go to jail all the time I'm locked up in Broadmoor Cos I still think I'm a star
note:
if i am not mistaken, Broadmoor is the name of a mental hospital in England. Hope this clears things up for you.


Where's the Fame


Something's been going on and I know just what it is
You don't mind the dancing girls but you don't know how to live
You were ugly babies, even uglier ladies
You think that you're so cool, you're drooling
Where is your make up, when will you break up?
Look at what you're doing
Where's the fame?
We're really lame
We make the world go barf and barf and...
Where's the fame?
This ain't a game.
We make the world go barf and barf and barf
Can you tell me what you think of my brand new dress
We're tripping with these high heels and making such a mess
Don't let the sun in, my mascara's running
Are you thinking that it's me, you're fooling?
Water resistant, yet dripping in an instant Look at, look at, the cheap crap we're using
Chorus
Can't stop biting my nails, every single method's failed
I need to get a whole new manicure
Pimple here, pimple there, pimples, pimples everywhere
We gotta get some new shampoo, if we want our hair smooth
We're all pathetic, flaws of genetics
Are you thinking that me you're fooling?
Where is you make up, when will you break up
Look at what we're doing
Chorus
Tell me, tell me where's the fame


Zac's twinkie lovin


Yesterday, I lost my twinkies. A tear fell from my eye.
Now I don't have any creme filled joy and I was such a fool to eat, my last twinky.
Yesterday, I lost my twinkies.
I cried, but Tay gave me a pie.
Now that's gone, and I'm hungry, and no food will ever replace, my twinkies.
Now I don't have anymore creme to eat, they were everything everything, to my mouth.
And I didn't realize, that I ate this way, until that day.
Today, my stomach's rumbling, and you say, that it'll stop one day, I hope it will.
Now I don't have any creme filled joy and I was such a fool to eat, my last twinky.
Cause I love twinkies, twinkies.
Yesterday, I lost my twinkies, my (sniff) twinkies.