JOKES
Q : Whats the difference between a mossoleum and a Hanson concert ?
A : One is a dark , gloomy , sad , yucky , disgunting place with people
with no lives and the other is a tomb .
Q : What do you get if you cross a chicken with Hanson ?
A : a cluck with nothing better to do then to crow when told not to .
Q : What happens if you take away Hanson's instruments durning a concert ?
A : Nothing , they aren't playing , the music keeps on going .
Q : whats scary , but really lame ,dorky at the same time ?
A : Marilyn Hanson
Q : What do the energizer bunny and hanson have in common ?
A : Both keep on going and going and going and going and going and going
Q : Whats the difference between a egg plant and a hanson ?
A : About 3 I.Q. points .
Q : If bush , Marilyn Manson , and Hanson got pushed off a building , who
hits the pavement first ?
A Who cares ?
O : Whats Red , blonde , pink and can't move though a revolving door ?
A : Hanson Brother/sister wearing his/her favorite out fit , a pink dress ,
with a spear stuck through his/her head
Q : Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and Taylor Hanson ?
( Besides what they look like )
A : About 3 decades .
Q Why don't people throw rotten tomatoes at Hanson during their concerts?
A It's a waste of a tomato.
Q Why did "MMMBop" get so popular?
A Hanson's audience couldn't remember any more complex lyrics.
Q Why did Hanson cross the road?
A I don't know, I wish they would have got run over by a truck while
crossing!
Q What do you get when you add up all the Hanson sister's IQ together?
A Zac's shoe size
Q What do you call a Hanson sister behind a steering wheel?
A An airbag.
Q Why are the Hanson sister's jokes so short?
A So Hanson can understand them.
Q Why do the Hanson's think diarrhea is hereditary?
A They found it in their jeans.
Q Why do all the Hanson's have TGIF written on their shoes?
A Toes go in first.
Q Why did Zac, Taylor, and Isaac climb on the roof of the pub?
A They heard drinks were on the house.
Q Why does Hanson act so stupid?
A Because they're blondes.
Q What is the difference between Taylor Hanson and a trampoline?
A You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline!!!
Q Why do so many people take an instant dislike to Hanson?
A It saves time.
Q Why is listening to Hanson like a bomb?
A By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
Q Why doesn't Hanson play hide and seek?
A Because nobody will bother looking for them.
Q Why shouldn't you drive off a cliff in a mini with three Hansons in it?
A You could fit at least two more inside.
Q Did you hear about the Hanson who could sing?
A Neither did I.
Q Why can't Hanson have after-concert parties?
A They have to be in bed by 9:00PM.
Q How did the Hanson's dad bang his head ?
A He walked in the garage door in the middle of there rehearsal!
Q Why don't the Hanson's parents ever come to their concert?
A Because they had a near-death experience the first time they went!
Q Did you hear about the Hanson that tried to blow up his parent's car?
A His lips got burnt on the tailpipe.
Q What do you say if you see Hanson?
A You suck.
Q If you were in a room with a gun and two bullets and Charles Manson,
Saddam
Hussain and one of the Hansons who would you shoot?
A Hanson twice.
Q Why does the first joke suck?
A Because Hanson sucks.
Q What is Hansons' favorite saying?
A GIRL POWER.
Q Want to hear 3 blond jokes?
A Hanson, Hanson, and Hanson!
Q Do you know what Taylor's response is if you tell him(her) to stuff?
A I do.
Q How do you save a drowning Hanson?
A Why would you want to?
Q What does Hanson remember most?
A "I don't know."
Q What's the difference between a crying baby, a whining 3 year old, and
Hanson?
A Hanson's more annoying then the baby but you can't tell the difference
between
them and the 3 year old.
Q If you were locked in a room with all three Hansons and you had a gun with
two
bullets, who would you shoot?
A Yourself twice.
Q What did Hanson say when they met the Spice Girls?
A "Oh my gosh, where did you get that dress? I want one."
Q Why is Hanson so cool?
A They're not.
Q What do the Hanson sister's parents tell them when they play in the
street?
A "Now girls, you know the highway is much safer so go die... I mean, go
play there."
Q Why can't Hanson ever make Jell-O?
A Because they can't fit all that water in the box.
Q Why did the 17 blonde Hanson fans go to the movie?
A Because the sign said Under 17 not admitted.
Q What is the first thing Hanson does in the morning?
A Introduce themselves and go home.
Q What did Hanson do when they saw a sign on a highway saying: "Airport
Left?"
A They turn around and went home.
Q What happens to a girl that gets pulled up on stage by one of the Hanson
sisters at
a Hanson concert?
A She dies of total disgust.
Q= What do you do if a Hanson throws a grenade at you??
A=Pull the pin out and throw it back!!
Q=What do you call a Hanson in college?
A=A visitor!!!!
Q=How did the Hanson die drinking milk?
A=The cow sat on him!!!!!
Q=What did Hanson name their pet Zebra?
A=Spot!!
Q=What do you get when you tell a Hanson a penny for his thoughts?
A=Change!!!
Q=What has an IQ of forty and can fill a theater?
A=A Hanson Concert!!!
Q=How do you keep a Hanson who is wearing sandals busy?
A=Tell him to tie his shoes!!!!
Q=Why did Hanson climb over the electrified chain link fence?
A=To see what was on the other side!!
Q=Why was Hanson so excited when they finished the 20-piece jigsaw puzzle in a year?
A=Because the box said 2-4 years!!!
Q=What did Hanson say when they saw a box of Cheerios?
A="Oh look, donut seeds!!"
Q=How did Hanson break their legs raking leaves?
A=They fell out of the tree!
Q=Whats the difference between Hanson and a trampoline?
A=You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q=Whats the difference between Hanson and an eggplant?
A=About 3 I.Q. points
Q=How did Hanson break their necks?
A=Someone slammed the toilet seat!!!