MORE HANSON RUMOURS
Taylor had a nervous breakdown when he found out that he, supposedly, wasen't a girl.
Zac said that the "dolly" he was playing with between Tay's legs "spat at him"
Isaac found out that he, in fact, is adopted and set out to find his parents at the local barnyard.
Before a concert, because he thought the screaming was too loud, Taylor was found walking onstage with tampons shoved in his ears.
Ike was accidently electrocuted at a sound-check because he swallowed the mike.
Taylor threw up at the "Regis and Kathy Lee" show and he claimed it was nothing: just a normal side-effect of morning-sickness.
Zac assuringly alledged that he was one of "Michael's favorite little friends"
When Isaac tried to kiss a girl while they were watching "101 Dalmatians", she ran home crying.
Taylor and Isaac like to try their mom's clothes, underwears, and make-ups.... on each other!
Isaac is really an experiment in genetics to see if a horse and a human's DNA are compatible. That or his mother banged a horse.
Taylor grows fungus between his crotch.
Zac had a cardiac arrest when the doctor told him to never eat Twinkies again, due to his high cholesterol level and blood pressure.
Isaac's guitar strings are made from his own hair.
Taylor subscribes to FRIDA and Seventeen. Every month he will spend at least 3 weeks voting for himself as the hottest guy in the world.
Also, the majority of the people who buy their albums, and call them hot and talented are actually their own brothers and sisters and their relatives.
If you put "MMMbop" on reverse, you will hear Marilyn Manson lyrics.
They share clothes and underwear.
They are deeply moved by the concept of "Girl Power".
Taylor was having the time-of-the-month stress during the making of the video "Where's the Love".
They had to cancel a show because Taylor spent way too much time in the bathroom.
Isaac posted a picture of himself naked in a chatroom, and suddenly, all the online people disappeared.
Taylor likes to visit pro-Hanson pages and send the creators hate-mails.
Police departments are considering using Hanson CDs as devices that force confessions during criminal interrogations.
They cancelled a show when the brothers were found out to be "boys".
Zac is starting to drink Diet Coke.
Isaac was caught making out with the dancing horse at a circus while the three brothers were about to do a gig there as clowns.
Taylor spends all his allowance on make-ups and birth-control pills.
Hanson's mom is starting to pay visits to abortion clinics regularly
Isaac bitch-slapped Taylor when he found out that (s)he was cheating on him.
Zac just recently ran out of pull-ups and had to switch back to diapers.
The Hanson brothers have chronic constipations so they help each other (at nights) to relieve the stress. That's why they have wrote the song "MMMbop" to show their appreciation for one another. And that also explains why some gay (possibly Hanson fan) people have crap-crusted crotches.
The Hanson brothers pay annual pilgrimages to the shrines of the Jackson Five.
Zac is learning how to button up his shirts and tying shoe-laces properly.
They have their mom and dad to answer their fan-mails for them.
After every concert, the Hanson brothers need to shop at Toys`R' us for new instruments.
The Hanson brothers are actually very poor, because most of the money they've got from the albums and the concerts tickets they've sold went straight to paying the guys that played the real instrument for them.
After every concert, 8-year-old girls would line up to bring Zac Twinkies backstage.
Zac is secretely training Sumo wrestlers.
During tours, Taylor likes to exchange shaving tips with the Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls while Isaac and Zac like to exchange cooties.
Taylor is suing for a life-time supply of Clearasil.
Isaac is thinking of getting braces but the orthodontists wouldn't (dare to) let him.
Taylor was the 6th Spice Girl until his/her boob job got discovered by the press.
Zac killed Santa when he sat on his lap.
Were charged for indecent public exposure while performing a gig at a kindergarten.
Taylor appeared on an issue of the "Playboy" magazine.
Isaac owns a battery-powered barbie.
Isaac's lips flap over his whole face whenever he goes down a slope on a roller-coaster.
Taylor's favorite panty-hose got ripped while doing crowd surfing.
The Hanson brothers will be advertising Pantene's new pro-vitamin shampoo.
Isaac likes cottage cheese and the smell of toes.