GO SEE A DOCTOR IF..
10 = If Your walls are so papered with Hanson pictures that you are
currently covering
the ceiling.
9 = If You listen to Hanson so much you've got your MOM having dreams
about them.
8 = If You know (and care) what color their toothbrushes are.
7 = If You have a scrapbook that fills more than one three inch binders.
6 = If You wait excitedly for the first of each month just so you can
flip to the
next page of your Hanson calender.
5 = If Your dream vacation is a trip to Tulsa.
4 = If You cover the road in front of your house with nails in hope the
Hansons will
get a flat tire in front of your house and have no choice but use
your phone to call for
help.
3 = If When you constantly watch repeats of Jeopardy to videotape the
one that
has a Video Double of Hanson
2 = If You waste a whole weekend glued to the radio just so you can try
to win
Hanson tickets.
1 = If You talk about hanson so much that your TEACHERS have been known
to
tape Hanson appearances for you(or ask you if you want them taped.