BAND JOKES
Zac Hanson Jokes
Q: What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A: One who knows how to play the drums but doesn't.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: What does a drummer say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that, sir?
Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.
Q: Why do bands have bass players?
A: To translate for the drummer.
Q: How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
A: You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They have machines to do that now.
Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
A: He had to break the window to get the drummer out!
I knew a guy who was so dumb his teacher gave him two sticks and he became
a drummer but then lost one and became a conductor.
Isaac Hanson Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a guitarest and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.
Q: Why don't guitar players ever catch a cold?
A: Even a virus has some pride.
Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Never mind. The piano player can do it with his left hand.
Q: What's the first thing a guitar player says when he knocks on your door?
A: "Pizza!"
Pauline Hanson Jokes
Q: What's the difference between Pauline Hanson and a bucket of sludge?
A: The bucket.
Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like the commentator at Rosehill?
A: They both start shouting when they see a new race.
Q: Why did Pauline Hanson choke on her yoghurt?
A: Someone told her it grew out af a foreign culture.
Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like a drug runner?
A: They're both afraid of foriegn customs.