30 Reasons To Hate Hanson






30 = hate their music.
29 = hate their lyrics.
28 = hate their lack of fashion sense.
27 = hate their video-clip.
26 = hate their stoopid chorus.
25 = hate the way their mum brushes their hair, dresses them in the morning and makes their songs for them.
24 = hate the cover of their "Mmm Bop" single.
23 = hate their pre-pubescent voices.
22 = hate the way the two youngest look like girls and the eldest looks like a eanderthal.
21 = hate the house they filmed "Mmm Bop" in.
20 = hate the way they rollerblade.
19 = hate the shopping centre they Blade around.
18 = hate the beach they went to.
17 = hate the way they swim.
16 = hate the moon they were on.
15 = hate the flower they grew
14 = hate the home tutor they have.
13 = hate the city they live in.
12 = hate their musical instruments (except for the good ones)
11 = hate their parents.
10 = hate the relatives that like them and their music. (All 2 of them)
9 = hate their fans. (All 2 relatives and the 3 brain-dead morons that actually bought heir album.)
8 = hate the type of bread they eat.
7 = hate the shampoo they use.
6 = hate their brand of blades unless the company wasn't aware that 3 guys were gonna make a dire film-clip with them in it.
5 = hate Polygram Records for ever publishing their crap ("Puke Bop")
4 = hate Adam and Eve for ever conceiving a human race where people like Hanson make it to the top and have security so people like us can't take to them with Baseball bats and really blunt meat cleavers.
3 = hate the Radio Stations who play their awful songs repetevly.
2 = hate all music stores that stock "Mmm Vomit".
1 = hate the way they top the charts and bump off good songs by other bands