30 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen To Hanson

30 : Chew tin foil
29 :Drop a bowling bowl on my foot
28 :eat bacon grease
27 :Eat a Healthy diet (
26 :Be deaf
25 : Hear my self sing( I can't sing but I'm better than them
24 :Listen to country music(Hey its no worse )
23 : Jog a mile everyday ( actually , i can do more then a mile every day now , that just goes to prove that I hate Hanson even more ! )
22 :Gargle glass - Xopl
21 :Have Walter hudson Sit on me !
20 :Eat 1000 trantula , and I'm arachnicphobic
19 : Be flown in to the sun and baked forever with out dieing
18 : Face public humiliation for the rest of my life
17 :Shave my head
16 : Shove a banana up my nose
15 : Be tossed in to a pit of rabid poliece dogs
14 : Let Mike Tyson blow in my ear
13 : Jump in front of a speeding Acura CL
12 : Make out with my dog
11 : Dig my liver out with a plastic spoon
10 : Repetedly gouge my eyes with sporks
9 : Set their house on fire and dance around the ashes
8 Rip my skin off and jump in lemon juice
7 : Drop a 40" T.V. on my head
6 : Sit in an enclosed space with them , then I could kill them and plead insanity in court ! ( actually , I think they'll give you a medal of honer ! )
5 : Chop off all my fingers and toes
4 : Be a hostage in a bank robbery
3 : Jump out of a plane with out a parachute
2 : Jump in front of an out-of-control semi-truck
1 : Run naked through a mall