I WOULD RATHER





I would rather eat a peice of dog crap with worms in it than look at hanson or their cd."

Well, I'd rather go out in the freezing cold, Canadian style winter and strip down to nothing screaming, "HANSON SUCKS" at the top of my lungs, until the police come to arrest me for indecent exposure. Unless I die from hypothermia first..."

I'd rather reduce my CD collection to nothing but Barry Manilow albums to avoid buying their record;

I'd rather gouge out my own eyes with a hot poker than buy their album;

I'd rather see Janet Reno strip than buy their album;

I'd rather bash my own brains in than touch a Hanson with a 50-foot pole;

AND, I'd rather eat raw intestine casserole with cyanide sauce than buy their album.


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