NATIONAL TEAMS





Theres probably no chance in the light of day that these players will ever play on the same team together. But then again you never know.

BRAZILIAN SQUAD

Pinnochio, Libero, Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango, Cheerio, Subbuteo, Scenario, Fellatio, Portfolio
SUBS: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (R), Hydrochlorofluoro (GK), Aristotle

SERBIAN SQUAD

Itch, Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch, Hic(k), Sic, Spic, Pric, Digaditch, Fallinaditch, Sewastitch
SUBS: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD

Whodyanicabolicov, Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov, Slalomsky, Downhillsky, Risky, Swedishshev, Mastershev, Fuckov, Taykitov
SUBS: Rubitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Desert Orchid

RUMANIAN SQUAD

Chatanoogaciouciou, Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyiou, Busqueue, Snookercu, Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou, I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi
SUBS: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu

DANISH SQUAD

Toomanigoalssen, Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen, Firstsson, Seccondsson, Thirdsson, Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen, Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen
SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD

Baloni, Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli, Wotsontelli, Toonsgotkenni, Onetoomani, Legslikejelli, Havabenni, Wobblijelli, Spendapenni
SUBS: Cantthinkofani, Buggermi

MEXICAN SQUAD

San Francisco, Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly, Manuel Gearbox, Don Criformi-Argentina, Bodegas, Luis Canon, Sombrero, Chihuahua, Jose Canyouseebythedawnsearlylight
SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD

Kenning van Hire, Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard, Van Erealdizeez, Ad van Tagus, Hertz van Rental, Transit van Dors, Van Coova, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe
SUBS: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison

Players who are not included are.....
Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place for the sweeper, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam, with his finger in a dyke.


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